Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in firemanfred's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, April 13th, 2004
1:23 pm	Today was really tiring. I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment. I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy. I'm so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady's car and smashed it into a phone booth. Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website. I want to tell the world that I'm gay. I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted). Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.) I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go. I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and should stop smoking drugs. You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is. shit i forget what else That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful. Current Mood: horny (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 3rd, 2004
12:18 am	This is fred. this is Fred is drunk. yay for drunk fred. Arlo is a ninja turtle, and is trying to exscape his make believe cage. Bill is rocking out and megan is leaving for 4 days. Fred likes to beat girls and stick flash lights up their asses. Like a crazy mexican we all know. Current Mood: drunk (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 9th, 2004
12:27 am	sometimes fred has a lj and sometimes I like to play with fire, it really turns me on and makes me pee myself. Sometimes when i play with fire, i get a burning in my pants, and look up at the sky and think about jesus. And this is not Fred its is his ass slaves. (4 Comments |Comment on this)